Comments for Fuck You Very Much

Comment on Give me a fucking chance… by Tom

Tom — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:48:31 +0000

Would you like a hand to put those two items in a carrier bag, as it looks like a really difficult job?

Comment on Give me a fucking chance… by Cat

Cat — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 14:55:32 +0000

Don’t forget to remove your card.

Comment on And another thing by Anon

Anon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:47:15 +0000

Another thing.

01273 123456 is a perfectly valid Brighton number.

Ever heard of “National Dialling Only” numbers?

Those always need the code included.

The whole point is, they can’t be locally dialled because the local number part starts with a 0 or a 1.

Comment on And another thing by Anon

Anon — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 19:12:32 +0000

“”For the fictional number 01273 123546, from inside Brighton you would simply dial 123456″”.

I also wonder why you would want to dial 123456 to call someone on 123546. I thought you had to dial the numbers in the right order, “five then four” isn’t “four then five”.

All this other shit detracts from the main point of the post, but it is shit that is easily fixed if you can be arsed, or sometime next year when you’re sober.

Comment on And another thing by The Idiot

The Idiot — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 01:18:02 +0000

Yes, cunt. Well done. You’ve honed in exactly on the point I was making.

I don’t give a shit about the number itself, my point was about dialling codes, and referred to “the fictional number 01273 123546″.

Fuckbundle.

Comment on And another thing by anon

anon — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:23:38 +0000

“”"For the fictional number 01273 123546, from inside Brighton you would simply dial 123456…”"”

…and you would get the SPEAKING CLOCK after dialling 123.

Example number would be better off as 234567 or 567890.

Comment on The Middle Way by nick

nick — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:19:50 +0000

What about ‘Tall’, ‘Grande’ and ‘Venti’? What?? Are these somehow reconcilable on a common scale? Is ‘Tall’ bigger or smaller than ‘Grande’, and what the fuck is ‘Venti’? ‘Grande’ isn’t even an English word; if you translate it then one of the translations is ‘tall’ – so what? ARE THEY THE SAME FUCKING SIZE? And ‘Venti’ apparently means ‘twenty’ in Italian… Hmmm, useful. Might you not have just called it ‘Cuntbucket’ to save us some fucking effort? At least the ‘bucket’ part would have told us that it was big enough to drown the neighbor’s cat and still leave you with enough of your miserable arse-dribble to make us vomit. This is just more affected bullshit pedalled straight from the fucking United States – the home of cunt-faced cockwaddery. Thanks for bringing it to our attention.

Comment on Legal Proposal by Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:43:53 +0000

It happens in the jungle with animals with a poor sense of smell.Try beefing up your upper body.

Comment on Do what you’re paid for, perhaps? by The Idiot

The Idiot — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:07:52 +0000

Underpants? Do you mean “Fucking Codshit”, by any chance?

And while you’re off looking for some balls, get a name.

Aside from that, thanks for playing.

Comment on Do what you’re paid for, perhaps? by Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:09:01 +0000

An undoubtedly fine point, robustly rendered, as ever. I guess amazon may be thinking that if they didnt pump up the false appearances in this way, people might not give them any money. While I could understand such underpants more from companies with more competitors, as an idea I find this harder to fly with Amazon.