Look, it’s so fucking simple even a television presenter could understand it.
If you give me a delivery date, and use the word “guaranteed” when you do it, and the item is in stock, it is NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE to then miss that delivery date.
It really isn’t. Look, here, I’ll look up the fucking definition of “guarantee” for you.
Here: “an assurance for the fulfillment of a condition“. You see? An assurance. As in, you are assuring me that my purchase will be with me on the date you fucking say it will.
OTHERWISE WHAT’S THE POINT? “Oh well the post service can’t always blah blah blah…” Well then you shouldn’t be throwing fucking guarantees around like they’re free, then should you? SHOULD YOU, CUNT?
Just fuck off, Amazon. Really. Just fuck off.
Oh look. Here’s a project. It’s divided up into phases, isn’t it? Like, say, design phase, amends phase, build phase, and testing phase. Sounds good doesn’t it?
Ah but wait! Testing phase? We all know that that actually should read “Doing last minute amends for the client because the account manager can’t fucking say no phase”, don’t we? Yes we do.
Oh! Now look again! The design phase has slipped! It’s eaten the whole amends phase! Plus, the client didn’t sign off the designs, and now that even that phase has overrun by three days, and they’re still umming and ahhing. I wonder what that could mean for the build phase…
Yes! That’s right! The people involved in the build phase now have to work twice as hard and twice as fast! And work late! Oh, joy!
If your answer was “The delivery date should move” you obviously don’t work in advertising.
Excuse me, Prick. You seem to have missed the point somewhat.
You see, the mobile phone is an invention which allows people to talk to other people who are not in the same room WITHOUT bellowing at the top of their fucking idiotic whey-faced lungs.