Fuck You Very Much

Dear fast food restaurants (and coffee shops),

If you sell something in three sizes, the one called “medium” is the middle one. Not the smallest one. That is called “small“.

Please stop being such cunts about this.

Thanks,
The Idiot.

§ One Response to The Middle Way

• nick says:

  July 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm

  What about ‘Tall’, ‘Grande’ and ‘Venti’? What?? Are these somehow reconcilable on a common scale? Is ‘Tall’ bigger or smaller than ‘Grande’, and what the fuck is ‘Venti’? ‘Grande’ isn’t even an English word; if you translate it then one of the translations is ‘tall’ – so what? ARE THEY THE SAME FUCKING SIZE? And ‘Venti’ apparently means ‘twenty’ in Italian… Hmmm, useful. Might you not have just called it ‘Cuntbucket’ to save us some fucking effort? At least the ‘bucket’ part would have told us that it was big enough to drown the neighbor’s cat and still leave you with enough of your miserable arse-dribble to make us vomit. This is just more affected bullshit pedalled straight from the fucking United States – the home of cunt-faced cockwaddery. Thanks for bringing it to our attention.