Look, cunts, it’s really simple. Really REALLY simple. So simple a fucking TV chef should be able to understand it.
When you walk away from your desk, either:
- Take your fucking phone with you, or
- Put the fucking thing on silent.
That’s it.
I mean… there are indigenous tribes deep in the Congo who have independently arrived at this conclusion. It’s not just common sense, it’s… well. Words, for once, fail me.
Basically if you haven’t figured this out yet, then everyone around you thinks you’re a cunt.