I have a proposal for a new law, or perhaps local bye-law. I think it should be a legal right to be allowed to punch squarely in the face someone who bumps into you because they aren’t looking where they’re going.
And if it’s because they’re texting on their phone and walking along looking down at that, you should be allowed – nay fucking obliged – to give them a fucking thump in the guts as well.
Arseholes.
It happens in the jungle with animals with a poor sense of smell.Try beefing up your upper body.