Fuck You Very Much

Sorry, cunts, but “alot” is not a word.

Really. Honestly. Look it up. It’s two words.

Now write “I will write ‘a lot’ as two words in future” a hundred times.

With a scalpel. On your fucking arms. YOU CUNTS.

Fucking brilliant. No, that’s great. Thanks. Cheers.

Actually could it hurt a bit more? I mean, it’s not like I’m fucking busy or anything. Great. That’s splendid.

EVERYONE’S WELL FUCKING IMPRESSED.

Cunting fucking teeth. They just give you gyp in the end. Rip them all out and drink soup, I say.

FUCKWADS.