Do what you’re paid for, perhaps?

Look, it’s so fucking simple even a television presenter could understand it.

If you give me a delivery date, and use the word “guaranteed” when you do it, and the item is in stock, it is NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE to then miss that delivery date.

It really isn’t. Look, here, I’ll look up the fucking definition of “guarantee” for you.

Here: “an assurance for the fulfillment of a condition“. You see? An assurance. As in, you are assuring me that my purchase will be with me on the date you fucking say it will.

OTHERWISE WHAT’S THE POINT? “Oh well the post service can’t always blah blah blah…” Well then you shouldn’t be throwing fucking guarantees around like they’re free, then should you? SHOULD YOU, CUNT?

Just fuck off, Amazon. Really. Just fuck off.

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08.04.08 / 11am
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