McCartney Dead Since 1966

March 19th, 2008 § 0

“PAUL McCartney was killed in a car crash more than 40 years ago and replaced with a hypnotised doppelganger, his former wife claimed last night.”

And that’s one of the saner bits of “news” surrounding the whole spunkslinging match.

A wanker he might well be, but this fucking loopy nutjob bitch is just plain dangerous. Take back some of that money and build an airtight fucking box around her. Oh, and best stake her through the heart before you lob her in.

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